Clothes Shopping Woes

I went to Home Ideal the other day (the same place I bought these) in search of some colorful summertime shorts.

First I tried these on, but alas, they were too small. Then I noticed that the tag said XL. Bummer.

 So I found some XXXL shorts. They were a tiny bit too big.

Unfortunately the store didn't have any XXLs. I felt like Goldilocks sneaking into a bear home with no baby bear. Where are my 'just right' XXL shorts?

I tried to get a clear picture of the hilarious tag on these Modeng shorts. This was the clearest one I was able to get. (You can see most of the words in the picture above.)

Dream

The vogue is your characteristics

it seems that I have nto heard

fantexi is foreve fashion

absolut vogue that the only

choice with you

Denininzed Jeans

I don't know if you noticed, but during my country outing, I was wearing denininzed jeans.

Don't believe me? Take a look at the tag:

When I saw these at Home Ideal, I thought "Hey! I'm a cool trendsetting girl! I can get myself some denininzed jeans."

When I got them back home, though, I experienced a bit of buyers remorse. What should I wear with such a statement piece? Something that obviously has a fantastic stary? In my experience, polka-dot socks seem to be the answer for everything. (Red shoes are always fun too.)

So what will you wear with your denininzed jeans?