But I’d rather look at the positive, so just assume that the answer to all of the following questions is ‘yes’.
~Are both you and your friend who was riding with you okay?
~Were you rear-ended by a van?
~Were your injuries minor?
~Did the accident happen directly in front of the office where your fiancée works?
~Did the accident also happen directly in front of a Pharmacy?
~Was Hong able to negotiate with the van driver and police so that you had to pay much less money than you expected?
~Did your friend call the sweetest Korean lady ever to drive you home in her air-conditioned car and did she buy you orange juice on the way home?
~Were the damages to your motorbike minor and inexpensive to repair?
~Did Hong buy you a mint-chocolate shake and then also let you have most of his mango passion fruit shake?
~Are you happy with how you handled the situation?
~Will you post pictures of your wounds?
Just kidding. The answer to that last question is NO. That’s gross. I will not post wound pictures unless they show up naturally in a picture I was going to post anyway.
In other news, check out this sunrise we had yesterday!