First I tried these on, but alas, they were too small. Then I noticed that the tag said XL. Bummer.
So I found some XXXL shorts. They were a tiny bit too big.
Unfortunately the store didn't have any XXLs. I felt like Goldilocks sneaking into a bear home with no baby bear. Where are my 'just right' XXL shorts?
I tried to get a clear picture of the hilarious tag on these Modeng shorts. This was the clearest one I was able to get. (You can see most of the words in the picture above.)
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